Brian Krause:
Brian Krause
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Information:
Name: Brian Krause
Born: 1969-02-01
Height: 1.8
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Filmography:
To Kill a Mockumentary (2006), Charmed (1999), Get a Job (1998), TV 101 (1989), High Tide (1996)
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I'm not rich like Jack, don't have a mansion
like Russell or have a Porsche like Martin but I do love you and
want to
marry you.
I love you too, but what was that you said about
Martin !
DonBryceko
Male secretary : "Feel free to use my
dictaphone."
New blonde employee : "No thanks, I'll just use my finger
like
everyone else."
JerroldMubarakQr
"Our teacher has a bad memory. For three days
she asked us how much
is two and two. We told her it was four. But
she still doesn't know.
Today she asked us again!"
ChavatangakwunuaJerrahLM
How did the hail stone describe it's
life?
-It really has a lot of ups and downs
WynstonEfremvV
What do you call a bee who's had a spell put
on him ?
He's bee-witched !
HouervHamdieX
Why can't the Philippines field an ice
hockey team? The players
all drowned in spring training.
ArtoAkenoLt
What did Hamlet say when he was
thinking of
sending a message?
To e or not to e, that is the question.
GrufyddGreysondb
Policeman: Why are you driving on the
sidewalk?
Motorist: It's too dangerous on the street.
AldsTuckereuM
Why do
blondes wash their hair in the sink?
That's where you wash all your vegetables!
PreruetHasanef
What is white, sugary, has whiskers and floats on
the sea ?
A catameringue !
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